[And then, he hefts the axe up. He still can't lift it high, but it's clear he's not aiming for that this time. Instead, all he does is lift it enough to swing it off to the left, where a friendly sparring robot buddy is busy going through a display of offensive and defensive techniques, and it just so happens to sail that way directly when the robot kicks outward...! Wow, who could have had the freakish attention span to memorize an instructor's training pattern to this degree?? SURELY NOT JACK.

Either way, propelled outward by the kick, the axe lodges itself in a practice dummy. It's not anywhere lethal and not stuck in as well as it would obviously be if someone stronger actually swung it, but that sure is a thing Jack managed regardless...]

—I would have to do something like that, right?

[But despite that display, he still seems perfectly friendly and open, stepping over with a bounce to fetch the weapon.]

But that's a lot of work! And these are really heavy no matter how they're used... It's a little cruel too, I think. If even hunters don't use axes to get their next meal, I don't see why it's preferred in battle.

[If you're gonna kill someone, just behead them with a sword, gosh!! Only Mirandas use axes and nobody wants to be a Miranda right]