[He watches Kenny do this. The minibar. Isn't that for like, grownups. Why would he want any of that? Right, everyone knows the McCormicks are notorious alcoholics.
He does not want to be partnered with an alcoholic.]
Yes. I saw every one of them when they came out. Jennifer Lawrence is ugly.
[After uttering these apparently insightful non sequiturs, Craig moves past Kenny to rummage in the cupboard instead, because he wants cereal. Like a normal person. And in a way, it's comfort food, because he can't be in the Hunger Games. He just can't. He is ten fucking years old. Kenny is absolutely right when he says that it should have been Cartman or one of his other asshole friends, because they're always getting into stuff like this, but not him.
This is utterly ridiculous.]
So you don't actually think we got kidnapped by a rich pedophile.
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He does not want to be partnered with an alcoholic.]
Yes. I saw every one of them when they came out. Jennifer Lawrence is ugly.
[After uttering these apparently insightful non sequiturs, Craig moves past Kenny to rummage in the cupboard instead, because he wants cereal. Like a normal person. And in a way, it's comfort food, because he can't be in the Hunger Games. He just can't. He is ten fucking years old. Kenny is absolutely right when he says that it should have been Cartman or one of his other asshole friends, because they're always getting into stuff like this, but not him.
This is utterly ridiculous.]
So you don't actually think we got kidnapped by a rich pedophile.