Chin up. Right now I wish I could be uncute like you. We need to stick it to them in every way possible!

[Reaching from behind, she draws herself up to spread her arms out on the edge of the pool. Her legs pull over a pool noodle and entangle with it underneath the water's surface. This exposes her knees to the air, and it seems she took the brunt of the impact on her shins - there are light scratches that Haruhi has shrugged off.]

Reality TV is so weird. I don't get how it can be popular enough for something like this to have funding. [This is because Haruhi is from the nineties in her AU. In the present day she would understand, as much as she'd resent it]